Meat Slipper


And hugely so to you all, today I witnessed an act of anarcho dandyism whilst excercising the ocelot, a magnificent display of brolly jousting.

I thought Arthur Smeg was thrashing around in the bushes trying to free himself when I saw he was actually beating a homeless drunk with his brolly.

Good show Arthur, keep those types in Dinnington and Maltby where they tend to blend a little easier with the track suited locals.

Huzzah!

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