Category Archives: Fun and Fashion

Rotten Crotch

Good hello to you all

Here is a spot of fun for our younger readers, a fantastic colouring page.

Huzzah!

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Fanny Magnet

uFhH48eAny hip guys in the village may want to dazzle the ladies with this Autumns range of under clothes. Ken Volvo reckons this new collection should come with free birth control.

Plu,s as an extra special offer, he is offering a massive 10% off if attending the pub for Magdas gobble fest!

Show the ladies you are a sexual tyrannosaur. Roar!!

 

Ee ee Oo oo Ah ah

I have just spent the last 25 minutes in Ken Volvo’s boutique on New Road having a fitting for a pair of rather high fashio paisley under garments.

Ken have a very soft touch and affable maner, I cannot recommend this shop enough, not only did I purchase pants, Ken selection of Ascots is second to none.

Good show.

Wet Fish

Guten Tag, Bonjour and Hullo there.

Im delighted to have a regular column on the Canard, throughout the weeks I will be posting fashion tips for the discerning gent about town and country.

Ill also offer advice and tips on what to and not to do at social events, for the ladies Ill take advice from my best of friends Annie and pass on her knowledge for your digestion.

Also as a first for the Canard I will be posting pictures.