Category Archives: The Chap Manifesto

Monkey Hanger

2 THOU SHALT NEVER NOT SMOKE.

Health and Safety “executives” and jobsworth medical practitioners
keep trying to convince us that smoking is bad for the lungs/heart/skin/eyebrows, but we all know that smoking a bent apple billiard full of rich Cavendish tobacco raises one’s general sense of well-being to levels unimaginable by the aforementioned spoilsports.