Here is an update from last nights meeting of the emergency committee.
Due to the recent outbreak of Ebola, Firbeck is closing its borders to stop the disease running amok in the village.
It was decided that as many ocelots as possible will patrol the perimeter fence which is being erected today and there will only be one entry point in and out of the village. This will be manned by the council residents who are less likely to have a decent bloodline and can be extinguished with very little loss to the community.
Anyone who leaves the village and travels within 2 miles of Dinnington or Maltby will no longer be allowed to return, this is obviously to keep Firbeck ebola free.
Supplies will be dropped from a chinook every Wednesday so make sure you put your wine and spirits order in before noon on Tuedsays.