Oiled Limb


One is normally quite suspicious of the alternative therapies, but after ones bowel movement ce matin – a daylight seeking second spine, which moved through one akin to a greased Iguana chasing a reticulating python – one can thoroughly recommend the Moet et Chandon and Botswanan virgins minge juice enema available via Madame Tatiana’s Anal Emporium at a very modest £250.

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