Swollen Meat


What Ho!

I was exercising the ocelot this morning when I heard shouts and grunts coming from the Bustily-Fanshaws residence.

I looked over the bushes to see what all the bally hoo was and saw a heinous crime taking place, a ruffian from either Maltby or Dinnington was attempting to steal little Horace’s prize motor.

Luckily I had my pistol with me and managed to scare the gutter snipe, he started to run but luckily the ocelot caught him and happily mauled him until the local constabulary arrived.

Let this be a warning that these absolute rotters are prowling our village, is nothing sacred! Below is a picture taken from a hidden CCTV camera.

AP 14

 

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