Butt Mince

What ho! chums

I thought I’d share this with email with you all:

Dearest Edmond

I am tickled pink that the Firbeck Neighbourhood Watch scheme is finally up and running, we have 10 members, 2 fighting bears and 3 cheetah.

We have set up a few camps around the village boundary and we are all equipped with a field radio, sniper rifle and something called a tazer, Edward can only find stun on these devices so we will only use them on the animals should they get over excited.

I have enclosed a picture of Edward and I near Stubbings wood, we caught a Dinnington resident stealing a cow and an umbrella. You can see the sorry looking bounder just to the left of the picture, he is completely motionless as he is in a snipers sights. Huzzah!


Kathleen Angry-Jodphurs

Firbeck Neighbourhood Watch


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