Oily Swelling


One is aware, although obviously not through personal experience, of the current hardship being borne by the less deserving classes in the current economic climate. Fear not as one has the solution, soon to be proposed to one’s fellow law makers.

The immediate reintroduction of one Leo Sayer, currently kept in cold storage at the St Benedict’s home for outmoded entertainers, in which one has shares.

He should cheer up the country no end, as prancing midgets have done throughout history, and do much to raise the battered spirits of a nation driven criminally insane by televised drivel such as the X Factor and Celebrity Big Brother, both of which are excrement devised to keep the clinically stupid off the streets while the Rolls Royce’s and Bentleys of their betters are speeding to their evening dinner engagements.

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