Butt Plug


Righto then.

One has dispatched Carshalton (one’s manservant) round to the local turf accountants with ones usual list of likely celebrity candidates for a Christmas Day death.

A white fiver each on the following: “Sir” Mick Jagger, Paul “Gazza” Gascoigne and Paul “Macca” McCartney.

Plus an extra fiver each way on Rolf Harris topping himself before the New Year.

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