Sticky Rod

This week on the X-Factor you can see pop wannabe Mike Oxlittle sing his heart out for us all.

I will miss it unfortunately as we are a BBC house as Im sure a lot of residents are. Hopefully Mike won’t bring shame on the village or show himself up too much.

At 63 you have to wonder if he has lost his mind but he reckons it has been a life long dream, Mike will be in the pub after the show has aired on Saturday ready for praise or scorn?

I will be bringing rotten fruit.