Meat Wallet

Huzzah, hoorah and hooray.

Saturday sees the opening of Firbeck’s first Marks & Spencer, ah no more travelling to Worksop, Land of the Benefit Scrounger to buy ones groceries.

I for one will be torn between Ken Volvos and Aunty M&S when it comes to my small clothes. Oh how wonderful to have a choice in the village. Although I doubt old M&S will sell such racy numbers as Messers Volvo.