Complaints have come in about the wearing of tight pants by certain females in the village. Irene Smeg is shocked by how tight these pants are, whats wrong with a nice pleated A-Line.
If you wear such pants would you refrain from walking past Irenes’ house as it excites her husband Arthur into a messy frenzied white wee wee stupor.
Its costing Irene a lot of money in washing powder as Arthur is soiling himself 4 – 5 times a day.
Nanny Anita has a good stock of A-Lines at the village hall for the guilty naughty residents.
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