Dirty Bottom

Complaints have come in about the wearing of tight pants by certain females in the village. Irene Smeg is shocked by how tight these pants are, whats wrong with a nice pleated A-Line.

If you wear such pants would you refrain from walking past Irenes’ house as it excites her husband Arthur into a messy frenzied white wee wee stupor.

Its costing Irene a lot of money in washing powder as Arthur is soiling himself 4 – 5 times a day.

Nanny Anita has a good stock of A-Lines at the village hall for the guilty naughty residents.