Wet Sausage

Magnificently so to you all, and not without becoming splendour.

Firbeck in Bloom has had to be cancelled, this is unfortunate but after  much tummy-rubbish talked about at last nights council meeting it has been decided, isnt happening here.

Arthur Smeg started campaigning to have it banned earlier in the year and the old bugger has got what he wanted.

Can I urge all residents to spit/piss/vomit/shit in his garden from now on.