Flapping Tongues

And a very good to you.

The Firbeck tanning club welcomes members to bronze up with the latest community tanning tent, Mondays are with underwear and Thursday are au naturale.

If any gent on Thursday gets over excited at the sight of wanton flesh (Richard…) Nanny Anita will be on duty to thwack the over excited gland into a flacid defeat.

See you there