Soapy Tit Wank


Whilst walking through the village today a thought occured to me, a leopard can’t change his spots, how very true and to prove the point, knowing actions speak louder than words old john who is between a rock and a hard place told me in his opinion he can’t cut the mustard.

What a lot of old tosh i told him, drastic times call for drastic measures old boy and every cloud has a silver lining so lets get down to brass tacks and stop beating around the bush.

Lets make no bones about this, there is method to my madness so i reminded him that rome was not built in one day and he should thank his lucky stars he was saved by the bell.

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