Dirty Pillows


A display of Russian dancing is to be held at the Village Hall on Friday night with a vodka tasting session afterwards.

After the last vodka tasting evening can all attendees please remember to leave the hall with a ounce of decorum, last year, Mavis Thrutch almost had a heart attack when Malcom Duvet and his cronies from the Cat Stroking Association Club paraded naked down New Road.

ANY japes like this and you will be banned from all further public stonings and the next 3 witch burnings. You have been warned!

 

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