Mrs Slocombe

Get ready everyone as the annual cat stroking event takes place next Wednesday, last years event was an amazing day out and £43 was raised for the local hospice.

Fingers crossed this years is even better, the biggest change being the admission of cats from the neighbouring village of Letwell.

Apparently they have a couple of furry felines that where born to be stroked so it could be a tight contest.

Winner for the past 4 years Amanda Horlicks isn’t worried about competition from another village though, my pussy will take some licking she told us, the fur is so thick and lush, you just can’t keep your hands off and no one has never been scratched.

Good luck Amanda and good luck to all the other competitors, it’s sure to be a fantastic show.