A bloody game…

On Friday nights at 7 o’clock a mobile shop will be visiting the village stopping outside of the Virgin’s Hymen public house for 30mins.

As well as groceries you’ll be able to buy cigarettes, pipe tobacco, cheroot and cigars. Plus a rather decent selection of malt whiskies for the more discerning resident, cheap cider is also available for the working class folk of the village.

I for one will be showing my support and hope to see many other villagers sharing in this vital resource.